Religion and The Southern Geek

    Here is a topic that I've been meaning to address for some time now. Many people in Christian circles talk about how American society has become "post-Christian" and very few people have any understanding or familiarity with the faith. While this has a certain truth to it, this is not a hard and fast rule and couldn't be less true in the South.

    As someone who has spoken with Geeks across the world on a variety of topics, I have found that the Geek in the Southern part of the United States still has a somewhat nominal acquaintance with the faith. In a way, this bothers me for the same reason most "nominal Christians" irritate me but it especially irritates me where Geeks are concerned. Why might you ask? Well, let me relate something that recently happened:

I was recently in my FLGS sitting around talking with the store owner and some friends. As often happens, a group of customers walk up to the counter and ask about a particular product. Being a good Geek and supportive of my FLGS I point out several nice items while the owner retrieves some of the games from behind the counter that might interest them. As the customers are browsing through the games, a conversation starts up about technology. Imagine that! Geeks talking about tech. Go figure, eh? Well, since I didn't bring up the topic I thought I would listen for a bit to see if I might want to jump in the conversation. Hey, Geek Talk is Geek Talk, right?

As I listen to the conversation, one of the customers begins to talk about credit and debit cards while another brings up the concept of electronic chips being implanted in someone's hand and then scanned so they might pay their bill. It's a similar idea to the "quick pay" system you see at many convenience stores and gas stations. It was at that point I decided to speak up. I mentioned how it would be much more convenient and less likely for someone to steal your information if it was placed on a chip that would only work while implanted. This gamer, this Geek looked at me with wide eyes and said that it was a scary concept. I then asked this young man why he thought it was such a scary concept. His answer? "Because of that Bible thing. It talks about it, you know?"

Now, a few things were immediately obvious. First, this young man had only heard the "chip concept" within some type of Conservative Christian context. Next, it was fairly obvious that he had not really read any of the Biblical texts that are so often stretched to "prove" this point. So, what was my response? The first thing out of my mouth took him by surprise. I simply said, "That's bad theology." Well, the young man looked at me as if I'd suddenly rolled three consecutive ones on a Twenty-Sider or had told him that I'd never heard of an XBOX. I went on to explain that I work in the field of Biblical Studies (doesn't that sound so much geekier than "pastor"?) and that the texts used to try and prove that point were never meant to be read in that manner. Needless to say, I think I effectively killed the discussion at that very moment. It is times like that I remind myself why I try my best never to bring up these topics but I also realize that when someone else brings it up I'm definitely going to try and jump in and have a bit of fun.

    So, you might ask? What's the problem? Don't people show their Biblical ignorance daily in the South? Haven't people been exposed to just enough of the Scripture in the Southern US that they can pretend to know what they're talking about? Yes, these things are often true but I expect better from Geeks! Come on! Geeks are the ones who are known for reading through 300 page rulebooks so they can Min/Max their character or learning a new programming language just for the fun of it. Shouldn't we know better than to just make statements we haven't really researched?

Now, don't misunderstand me. I don't expect every Geek in the country to immediately become a Biblical scholar. However, I do expect Geeks to try and learn about a topic to some degree before just making some off-hand remark. Maybe I am asking for to much because I have to be honest with myself. In the electronic age where everyone immediately claims expertise on a topic, I probably should expect Geeks to behave like everyone else. Aren't we the ones that invented flame wars and L33t Speak while also constantly editing peoples Wiki entries just so we can have our own shot at rewriting history?

    So, what does all this mean? What's the point I'm trying to make? First, most people need to realize that many people of all stripes like to say "The Bible says" without having one damn good idea as to what it really says or means. Second, Geeks are like everyone else. We pretend to have knowledge we don't. Third, Southern Geeks are affected by Southern Christian culture just as much as the next person. Honestly, we're all guilty of these things so I'll end with my good ol' Southern Mama's Advice. She would say to me:

"Derek, when you don't know what the hell you're talkin' about keep your damn mouth shut!"

 

Thank you, Mama. I miss you but I don't think I'm ever going to forget that advice. Maybe it would do us all a bit of good to remember it.

The G33k's 23rd Psalm

Well, I'm taking a class called Introduction to Educational Ministry and we have to paraphrase the 23rd Psalm for an in class project. I decided to go The G33k route so I thought I'd post it here to share it with everyone.

The G33K’s Twenty-Third Psalm

God is my programmer; I always have the latest software
God gives me the fastest processor on earth, My hard drive never crashes
God gives me constant updates that are always helpful
Even though it seems the computer crash is coming, I’m not worried for I.T. is with me
Their flash drives and high-speed access comfort me
Even when the Mac users hate on me I sit down with them because you’ve
Let me know that the PC & Mac will learn to live together in harmony.
Surely I’ll be able to handle internet flame wars all the days of my access.

Retro Gaming and Old Time Religion

Well, I've been wandering around the blogosphere for the past few weeks reading blogs. In fact, I've probably read more blogs in the past week than I have in the past two years. One of the things that has peeked my interest have been some stories about Old School Gaming vs. New School Gaming over on the Grognardia Blog plus I've been talking with a friend who runs a gaming store about retro video games.

Well, most of my geek friends will have no problem understanding the Retro Gaming part of this post but what does all this have to do with Old Time Religion. It's all one simple word: nostalgia.

Humanity loves to thing about the "good old days" whether it be about gaming or religion. I talk with gamer geeks who are always talking about the Golden Age of Roleplaying. For them this was the best time of their lives and this was when gaming was "at its best." In their minds, no one can really duplicate those halcyon days of yesteryear when the dice always rolled Nat' Twenties and everyone always tried to roleplay their character. There was always a game to be found that would run 24 hours a day, the Cheetos never ran out and there was always a fountain of Faygo that had your favorite flavor in it (which was, of course, Red....though I never knew how Red got to be a flavor.)

I also hear about that Old Time Religion. Wives stayed at home and husbands worked 9 to 5 Monday through Friday. Children knew their place and never spoke an unkind word to mom or dad. Everyone came to church and it was the center of the community. If there was an event to be had, it happened at the church. Revivals occurred monthly and if you didn't arrive early you wouldn't find a seat because it was always standing room only. Souls were saved almost on a daily basis and all was right with the world. Those were the days when the church was at its heyday!

The only problem with both of these scenarios is that they're a fiction. They never occurred. Of course I've exaggerated a great deal to make my point but, in reality, the "good old days" were never as good as we think they were. Those early days of gaming for those of us who were in our teens in the 80s were times when parents would often cut off the game in the middle of the good part because they were tired of all the racket we were making. Most of the time, we had to sneak a few moments of "hack-n-slash" in during a recess break and, as kids, we never had the money to buy the game books we really wanted. The older gamers during that time had the same problem most adult gamers have today. How do we fit our hobby into our ever increasingly busy schedule? How do we find time to game while also playing the games our kids enjoy?

As to that church scenario, it's a fiction that's not even close to anything I remember. It's just something I've seen on TV in reruns from the 1950s and 1960s. I've heard all kinds of wonderful stories from people that could have been my grandparents about how great those days were but, interestingly, in most cases neither their children or grandchildren attend church. I recently read a statistic by Brian McLaren that 90% of the converts during a Billy Graham crusade were among the 40% of the population that attended another church. Instead of those so-called church growth years blowing the world up for Jesus, we simply were shuffling pieces around on the chess board of our own religiosity.

Maybe I have a unique insight into both these areas because as a kid in the 80s I always wanted to game but the opportunities were rare for me. It seemed my friends could get together and play more often than was available to me so I know how scarce a good game of D&D was to find. It is the same way with the church. I remember being very interested in religion, faith and spirituality from my earliest years but my family hardly ever attended any type of formal religious service so, like my gaming, I had to find out a great deal of things on my own.

You see, spirituality is a lot like table top gaming. It's no fun doing this thing alone. You can sit down and try and play a solo rpg but the fun runs out really quick. It's the same way with the spiritual life....you can try and read all those great books, pray and practice all types of spiritual disciplines but when they're done alone it really takes the joy out of it.

Gamers in the 21st century are realizing they constantly have to "rediscover" the game by going back to what they believe are their roots but, in a sense, they're reinventing things to a certain degree. I've noticed there's a movement among "grognards" for a return to the simpler rules systems for games. I think the same thing is happening among Jesus followers yearning for a real spirituality. These people are wanting to go back to their early days as well. They want to find their spiritual roots but, in doing so, they reinvent (or reform or revitalize) the Christian faith. There is also a minimalist approach among quite a few Christians. They just want to get back to OC (Original Christianity) just like some gamers want to get back to OD&D (Original Dungeons & Dragons) and both of these groups are looking for a rules light system.